Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I smell like Dick and happiness
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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