How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?