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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He asked me if I "almost moaned"

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• (858): View more from California

  I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.

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• (212): View more from New York

  It's never good when you wake up covered with burns

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.

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• (661): View more from California

  Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I gave him a HANDJOB.

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  But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?

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