Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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