My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.