Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner