p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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