Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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