dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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