dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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