Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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