next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm really busy with my period
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