smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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