It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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