One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i already hear my dad disowning me
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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