We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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