I cockslap morals
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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