It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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