Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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