Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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