Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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