hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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