If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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