As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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