I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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