no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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