I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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