Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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