if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i may or may not be watching the land before time
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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