guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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