I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Actions speak louder than pants.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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