? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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