so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i can juggle bunnies
cool
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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