they need to just BURY HIM!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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