? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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