is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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