absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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