god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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