What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
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There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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