Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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