dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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