Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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