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i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.

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well..are you winning?

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(732): i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head. (215): well..are you winning? http://tfl.nu/bl8w

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(360): View more from Washington

The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.

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(360): The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade. http://tfl.nu/rkoj

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(256): View more from Alabama

he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.

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(256): he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed. http://tfl.nu/1iir

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(240): View more from Maryland

I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.

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(240): I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian. http://tfl.nu/grua

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(614): View more from Ohio

I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society

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(614): I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society http://tfl.nu/ns4r

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(410): View more from Maryland

I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm

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(410): I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm http://tfl.nu/u7vv

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(631): View more from New York

You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.

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(631): You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning. http://tfl.nu/qol4

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.

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(401): Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face. http://tfl.nu/dfnt

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.

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(307): i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl. http://tfl.nu/csya

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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.

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(+61): she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth. http://tfl.nu/joaz

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor

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(580): There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor http://tfl.nu/zpbq

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(940): View more from Texas

Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?

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(940): Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments? http://tfl.nu/lsft

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(607): View more from New York

Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!

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(607): Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?! http://tfl.nu/6znz

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?

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(306): just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays? http://tfl.nu/3o82

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(256): View more from Alabama

I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.

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(256): I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep. http://tfl.nu/krnz

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