just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize