Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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