glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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