bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
There's always time for handjobs
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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