in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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