It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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