I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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