wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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