I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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