I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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