My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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