What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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