At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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