If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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