I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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